Ever since Nintendo revealed a three-minute teaser trailer for its upcoming Switch console, it has become one of the most analyzed videos since the Zapruder film.
Fans are hungry for more information: Will the screen be touch-enabled? How much will the console cost at launch? What games will be included?
Well, we don’t know the answers to those questions yet, but we combed through the trailer — and though our observations are only rumours at this point — we found five incredible moments that no one else has picked up on yet:
1. Beautiful people apparently play video games, just like the rest of us
2. Nintendo Switch will turn you into an @$$hole who takes up two armrests on the plane
3. Playing the Nintendo Switch in the backseat of the car will NOT make you car sick
4. Super Mario now collects rings like his arch-rival Sonic the Hedgehog
5. This staged party scene is unlikely to happen in real life
The Nintendo Switch is expected to be released in March 2017.